Lady Loki + Klimt
Today I let one of the girls at my internship paint my nails. A few girls exclaimed, “that’s weird!” and one boy timidly asked, “are you actually letting her paint your nails?” I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn’t? None of them had an answer. And one-by-one the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see.
When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping off his nail polish. I asked him why he was doing that an he said that one time he wore his sister’s nail polish and his dad gave him a “whoopin’”. And then, in the meekest voice I’ve very heard, he whispers, “but next time I come to [the program], I think I’ll just paint them again, anyways… I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too.” I half-smiled and whispered back, “I think you might be right.” And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover.
And that was the coolest moment of my day.
The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on making this cannon but Cartoon Network threatened to pull the show if it was. So instead, they just hit at it strongly.
cartoon network has so many screwed up shows and shit nut they refuse to have one same sex cartoon couple
this will never not be funny.
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should…
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
i am an adolescent elephant
If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.
the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”
one with the teenaged elephant
i feel u lil guy
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend
i love cons
so okay yesterday was elf fantasy fair in the netherlands and there were nazguls as well
so they were walkin past all lookin dark and shit
every thing dark and death
”yo guys wait up for me”